Super Gay Affiliate Coursebook

From the desk of [your name here] on [$todaysDate]

Dear not so gay affiliate:
Are you like the countless other affiliate marketers out there who can’t seem to convert one sale to save your life? Are you tired of seeing your hard earned free AdWords vouchers go up in smoke while producing absolutely no profit?

I pity you.

You see, for about three years now, I have been able to generate over one-hundred billion dollars in profits from a single ad, with no effort and virtually no setup. It only ran for a single day, and I only spent $10. That’s right, I can teach you how to generate a “1e-8” ROI. Thats a mathematical term because there is simply not enough space on my website to include all the zeros in the checks that I am getting.

But wait Super Gay Affiliate Master, just how much is this secret project you’ve built?
Great question, hypothetical reader. You better be sitting down for this.

You can get my exclusive money-generation program, plus benefits with additional benefits and costs, for a one-time recurring fee of only:

$299.95

$195.95

$399.95

That’s right, folks. For only three-hundred dollars and ninety five cents a month, you can gain access to my once in a fruitfly’s lifetime opportunity. Stuff like this only comes by once a week, folks, so order now.

But wait! No, don’t wait because there’s only [random(0, 200)] copies left! Hurry up and order today, as my team is standing by waiting to coach you once your echecks clear and our charge backs are sold off to a debt-collection agency. Jared, one of our agents contacted SARS, so that’s a mess but we think it’s entirely unconnected with our ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL!

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