I was going to mock seochampion.com, but got overwhelmed with material after reading his website. I am able to say, with one-hundred percent certainty, that his entire web business is one large misguided attempt at humor.. because nobody can be that fucking retarded. Seriously. Here’s a quote straight from his site:
“SeoChampion has always incorperated at least 100 good page rank directory new backlinks coming in to your site every month“
Nevermidn his typo; what’s a few hundred ‘good page rank directory new links’ worth to you? I say ‘zero dollars’ but SEO Chunkathon asserts that every ‘package’ of one-hundred backlinks takes “50 hours of work per 100 Links” and is worth $399.00. I hired a ninth-grader to do the math, and this is what he came up with:
| Words | Numbers |
| 100 Backlinks / 50 Hours of Work | $399.00 |
| Maximum Income for One-Year Period | $69,904.80 |
| Average Yearly Salary for Burger King Manager | $38,454.00 |
| Yearly Income Difference Between SEO Champion and a Burger King Manager | $31,450.80 |
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