SEOmoz announced an opening for someone who can teach them SEO, which also revealed that they know just enough SEO to maintain their ‘pro’ membership business. I was wondering why a dozen people couldn’t make more than $100k per month, and I guess that’s why.

This struck me as funny for two reasons:
1) SEOmoz can’t stop posing for pictures with SEO authorities.
2) Dumb people highly credit you through association by default.

Apparently there’s a lot of money in teaching large groups of people things that you can’t actually do yourself, which makes me happy because I finally have a reason to start teaching English and basic math to preschoolers.