The term “super affiliate” is thrown around a lot these days. Apparently it can be defined to mostly anyone, regardless of residual income or social status. Even dead people can become super affiliates if they work hard enough.

Our definition however, may differ slightly from the mainstream. In an effort to raise awareness, we will now deliver the end all, be all esoteric definition of everything it means to be a super affiliate:

Super Affiliate (noun)

• A online marketer with more than 25 posts on DigitalPoint, and has spent at least the entire amount of their first Adwords voucher, and makes anywhere from zero to one-hundred million dollars per month, sporadically, from one network.

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